OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
September 2012
paying for college is a joke
ok let me just hand over my entire life savings to someone i’ve never met for an education that may or may not get me a job that i may or may not end up hating
please dont vote for me
shoutout to my genetics
“I am nothing special; of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts, and I’ve led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I’ve loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough.”
—Noah, The Notebook (Nicholas Sparks)
- teacher: let's go around the classroom and have everyone say something about themselves
- me: FUCK
- me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
- real life friends: ...what are you smoking
- parents: but sweetheart you're white
- tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
